Evan math:
Evan: "Maman, what's one and another one?"
Maman: "Two."
Evan: "No! Eleven."
Evan biology:
"We need air to breathe," and "The stomach transforms food into caca."
Evan grammar:
"Non! Je no wanna manger ce soir! Je suis not hungry!"
Evan poetry:
"Papa...rhymes with caca!" [hysterical laughter]
Evan religion:
"God lives in heaven."
Evan philosophy:
Evan: "Papa, do cows exist?"
Papa: "Yes."
Evan: "Why?"
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Evan: expert de tous les sujets...
Les maths:
Evan: "Maman, qu'est que c'est, un et un?"
Maman: "Duex."
Evan: "Non! Onze ."
La biologie:
"Il faut de l'air pour respirer," et "Le ventre transforme la nourriture en caca."
La grammaire:
"Non! Je no wanna manger ce soir! Je suis not hungry!"
La poesie:
"Papa...ca rhyme aveccaca!" [il s'eclate de rire]
La religion:
"Dieu habite dans le ciel."
La philosophie:
Evan: "Papa, est-ce que les vaches, ca existe?"
Papa: "Oui."
Evan: "Pourquoi?"
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
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Ca fait du bien de rire de bon matin...
I laughed hysterically at his uncanny ability for end-ehyme in the subject of poetry, too. Kid knows what he's talking about.
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